There's too much e-mail and it takes too long to read, resulting in continuous inbox overflow for those who receive a lot of it.
Treat all e-mail as profound, or at least fun, but above all short. Do this by spending the time to focus your thoughts into haiku. If it's not worth the effort, it's not worth the time for your recipient to read.
Or put another way:
Pleasantly rare and
more fun, haiku email is
** To begin using this system, when sending haiku e-mail optionally copy this text and paste it into your e-mail signature:
When choosing to ignore non-haiku email you receive, reply to the e-mail with this text: